Dating habits of the Order
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Macloren
Kaylaruana
Tivak
Azeem
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Re: Dating habits of the Order
*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married *
Evangelist- Order Champion
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Evangelist wrote:*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married *
hahahahahaha
Azeem- Scripture Militant
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Azeem wrote:Evangelist wrote:*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married *
hahahahahaha
this young maiden like undead men who are pscyopaths and dont ever bath/shower leak in a few places and completly incapable of sexual relations due to lack of blood?
hmm...i have nice moobs though
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Tivak wrote:Azeem wrote:Evangelist wrote:*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married *
hahahahahaha
this young maiden like undead men who are pscyopaths and dont ever bath/shower leak in a few places and completly incapable of sexual relations due to lack of blood?
hmm...i have nice moobs though
Balamir has already been approaching you for love relations then.. WoW he is a fast worker...
See, one minute he marries Elves and the next he is touching up undead moobs........
Macloren, I told you we should have burnt him.
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*compleatly put off charactor but her dream guy is me except im not dead or have any problem with blood loss*
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hmm..this requires due consideration...
*rubs his chin in thought*
I understand this maiden is in fact a man? I am easy about this minor detail however does the said person have a problem wearing a white wedding dress? something about men in wedding dresses that presses my undead buttons.
is he/she easy about the fact that i have a stuffed bunny in my pants to make me look impressive and that I at least dont have a dance as geeky as yours!!
*rubs his chin in thought*
I understand this maiden is in fact a man? I am easy about this minor detail however does the said person have a problem wearing a white wedding dress? something about men in wedding dresses that presses my undead buttons.
is he/she easy about the fact that i have a stuffed bunny in my pants to make me look impressive and that I at least dont have a dance as geeky as yours!!
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Tivak wrote:hmm..this requires due consideration...
*rubs his chin in thought*
I understand this maiden is in fact a man? I am easy about this minor detail however does the said person have a problem wearing a white wedding dress? something about men in wedding dresses that presses my undead buttons.
is he/she easy about the fact that i have a stuffed bunny in my pants to make me look impressive and that I at least dont have a dance as geeky as yours!!
We are aiming this all at Balamir. He is a male paladin who married a Night Elf. /scorn
I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
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Azeem wrote:
I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*
I'm more concerned about the dress issue
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Tivak wrote:Azeem wrote:
I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*
I'm more concerned about the dress issue
He will wear a dress.
Either that or Evangelist will wear him like a dress.
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hmm..
meeting in the glades perhaps for a romantic picnic? i know just the spot surrounded by mass graves
meeting in the glades perhaps for a romantic picnic? i know just the spot surrounded by mass graves
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Azeem wrote:Tivak wrote:Azeem wrote:
I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*
I'm more concerned about the dress issue
He will wear a dress.
Either that or Evangelist will wear him like a dress.
Balamir or the girl?
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Kaylaruana wrote:Azeem wrote:Tivak wrote:Azeem wrote:
I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*
I'm more concerned about the dress issue
He will wear a dress.
Either that or Evangelist will wear him like a dress.
Balamir or the girl?
Balamir
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*storms into the room.
Right! What in Uther's name is going on here? I turn my back for a moment & all hell breaks loose. I'll not have you pimping off my oficers to undead perverts Azeem!!! And you.
*points at the undead
Stop leering at me, this is a robe, not a dress, so you can get that thought right out of your head! & if I catch any of you going for a romantic picknick with that dusty old bag of bones, there's going to be trouble. Wait a mint, it that a bunny down the front of your trousers?
*looks like he's going to be sick
That's disgusting.
Right! What in Uther's name is going on here? I turn my back for a moment & all hell breaks loose. I'll not have you pimping off my oficers to undead perverts Azeem!!! And you.
*points at the undead
Stop leering at me, this is a robe, not a dress, so you can get that thought right out of your head! & if I catch any of you going for a romantic picknick with that dusty old bag of bones, there's going to be trouble. Wait a mint, it that a bunny down the front of your trousers?
*looks like he's going to be sick
That's disgusting.
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Look,
I was only saying that Balamir is an undead loving sex panther....
Its not my fault he cant resist xenos and undead....
I was only saying that Balamir is an undead loving sex panther....
Its not my fault he cant resist xenos and undead....
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I know about the Xenos, but I most have missed something. When he start using his charmes on the undead?
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Its a shame his wife doesnt know
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On encounters with undead I have a strategy of not pausing to think until it's despicaple body is torn into pieces as too many as i cannot count
If this undead scenario is taken seriously by some green haired and bring balamir trouble at home, you in hell of a trouble azeem!!
And as for the dress
You will be runing around in belly dancers dress when I am done with you
you bald grumpy bastard
If this undead scenario is taken seriously by some green haired and bring balamir trouble at home, you in hell of a trouble azeem!!
And as for the dress
You will be runing around in belly dancers dress when I am done with you
you bald grumpy bastard
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Re: Dating habits of the Order
And what is wrong with you draenais are xenos, not Elves
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and I knew my wedding would bring color to order but even if i hadnt known this much
must be because of my charisma
well I cant blame the agressors for being jealous
must be because of my charisma
well I cant blame the agressors for being jealous
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Balamir wrote:And as for the dress
You will be runing around in belly dancers dress when I am done with you
you bald grumpy bastard
I am going to tear you a new ass hole with your own teeth you insolent cur..
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And while you're at it try to pick some hair from my ass and stick it on your infertile head ya bald
maybe it will make you look a bit more sympathic
and curly hair would go well with your shabby facial hair too!!
hahahhahaha
maybe it will make you look a bit more sympathic
and curly hair would go well with your shabby facial hair too!!
hahahhahaha
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Azeem i think im here for a very long time and im here way before you ! So im not a "Newer member". Please apologise!Azeem wrote:
I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
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He doesnt call you newer member, he says arill or newers, ''or''
if im not mistaken azeem was one of the founders by the way:)
if im not mistaken azeem was one of the founders by the way:)
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Arill wrote:
Azeem i think im here for a very long time and im here way before you ! So im not a "Newer member". Please apologise!
Azeem joined the order June 2007 ---> http://www.warcraftrealms.com/charsheet/62698884
Arill joined the order March 2008---> http://www.warcraftrealms.com/charsheet/63001684
I think you've been bamboozled Arill
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