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Post  Evangelist Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:23 pm

*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married Laughing *
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:28 pm

Evangelist wrote:*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married Laughing *

hahahahahaha
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Post  Tivak Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:40 pm

Azeem wrote:
Evangelist wrote:*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married Laughing *

hahahahahaha

this young maiden like undead men who are pscyopaths and dont ever bath/shower leak in a few places and completly incapable of sexual relations due to lack of blood?

hmm...i have nice moobs though
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:42 pm

Tivak wrote:
Azeem wrote:
Evangelist wrote:*but be careful who you encourage as Balamire loves to get married Laughing *

hahahahahaha

this young maiden like undead men who are pscyopaths and dont ever bath/shower leak in a few places and completly incapable of sexual relations due to lack of blood?

hmm...i have nice moobs though

Balamir has already been approaching you for love relations then.. WoW he is a fast worker...

See, one minute he marries Elves and the next he is touching up undead moobs........

Macloren, I told you we should have burnt him.
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Post  Evangelist Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:44 pm

*compleatly put off charactor but her dream guy is me except im not dead or have any problem with blood loss*
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Post  Tivak Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:48 pm

hmm..this requires due consideration...

*rubs his chin in thought*

I understand this maiden is in fact a man? I am easy about this minor detail however does the said person have a problem wearing a white wedding dress? something about men in wedding dresses that presses my undead buttons.

is he/she easy about the fact that i have a stuffed bunny in my pants to make me look impressive and that I at least dont have a dance as geeky as yours!! Very Happy
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:50 pm

Tivak wrote:hmm..this requires due consideration...

*rubs his chin in thought*

I understand this maiden is in fact a man? I am easy about this minor detail however does the said person have a problem wearing a white wedding dress? something about men in wedding dresses that presses my undead buttons.

is he/she easy about the fact that i have a stuffed bunny in my pants to make me look impressive and that I at least dont have a dance as geeky as yours!! Very Happy

We are aiming this all at Balamir. He is a male paladin who married a Night Elf. /scorn


I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
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Post  Tivak Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:53 pm

Azeem wrote:

I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.

minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*

I'm more concerned about the dress issue
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:55 pm

Tivak wrote:
Azeem wrote:

I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.

minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*

I'm more concerned about the dress issue

He will wear a dress.

Either that or Evangelist will wear him like a dress.
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Post  Tivak Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:57 pm

hmm..

meeting in the glades perhaps for a romantic picnic? i know just the spot surrounded by mass graves
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Post  Kaylaruana Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:15 pm

Azeem wrote:
Tivak wrote:
Azeem wrote:

I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.

minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*

I'm more concerned about the dress issue

He will wear a dress.

Either that or Evangelist will wear him like a dress.

Balamir or the girl?
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:26 pm

Kaylaruana wrote:
Azeem wrote:
Tivak wrote:
Azeem wrote:

I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.

minor detail *waves his hand dismissivly*

I'm more concerned about the dress issue

He will wear a dress.

Either that or Evangelist will wear him like a dress.

Balamir or the girl?

Balamir Smile
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Post  Macloren Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:34 pm

*storms into the room.

Right! What in Uther's name is going on here? I turn my back for a moment & all hell breaks loose. I'll not have you pimping off my oficers to undead perverts Azeem!!! And you.

*points at the undead

Stop leering at me, this is a robe, not a dress, so you can get that thought right out of your head! & if I catch any of you going for a romantic picknick with that dusty old bag of bones, there's going to be trouble. Wait a mint, it that a bunny down the front of your trousers?

*looks like he's going to be sick

That's disgusting.
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:36 pm

Look,

I was only saying that Balamir is an undead loving sex panther....

Its not my fault he cant resist xenos and undead....
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Post  Kaylaruana Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:41 pm

I know about the Xenos, but I most have missed something. When he start using his charmes on the undead?
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:46 pm

Its a shame his wife doesnt know Wink
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Post  Balamir Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:54 pm

On encounters with undead I have a strategy of not pausing to think until it's despicaple body is torn into pieces as too many as i cannot count

If this undead scenario is taken seriously by some green haired and bring balamir trouble at home, you in hell of a trouble azeem!!

And as for the dress
You will be runing around in belly dancers dress when I am done with you
you bald grumpy bastard Mad


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Post  Balamir Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:56 pm

And what is wrong with you draenais are xenos, not Elves
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Post  Balamir Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:06 pm

and I knew my wedding would bring color to order but even if i hadnt known this much

must be because of my charisma Cool

well I cant blame the agressors for being jealous Laughing afro
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Post  Azeem Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:09 pm

Balamir wrote:And as for the dress
You will be runing around in belly dancers dress when I am done with you
you bald grumpy bastard Mad

I am going to tear you a new ass hole with your own teeth you insolent cur..
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Post  Balamir Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:15 pm

And while you're at it try to pick some hair from my ass and stick it on your infertile head ya bald
maybe it will make you look a bit more sympathic
and curly hair would go well with your shabby facial hair too!!

hahahhahaha
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Post  Kaylaruana Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:35 pm

Azeem wrote:Its a shame his wife doesnt know Wink

Yes a real shame. Laughing
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Post  Arill Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:42 pm

Azeem wrote:
I'm not sure what Maiden it was who you speak of in your original post. This may have been Arill or one of our newer members.
Azeem i think im here for a very long time and im here way before you Mad ! So im not a "Newer member". Please apologise!
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Post  Balamir Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:50 pm

He doesnt call you newer member, he says arill or newers, ''or''

if im not mistaken azeem was one of the founders by the way:)
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Post  Vaknor Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:53 pm

Arill wrote:
Azeem i think im here for a very long time and im here way before you Mad ! So im not a "Newer member". Please apologise!

Azeem joined the order June 2007 ---> http://www.warcraftrealms.com/charsheet/62698884
Arill joined the order March 2008---> http://www.warcraftrealms.com/charsheet/63001684


I think you've been bamboozled Arill
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